david
Mr.Dude
Hello. I'm David.
I'm not that bad of a guy.
I try my best not to be.
Let's be friends or something.
I think that's how it works.
Yeah.
I wish it would rain all day
Maybe that would make the pain go away.

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

2 hours ago · 121,033 notes

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

3 days ago · 358,178 notes

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

3 days ago · 188,073 notes

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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3 days ago · 148,520 notes